Tuesday, 14 June 2011

For Winnie (because every dog should have poetry written for them)


Taste the morning dew,
As the sun warms your coat you
Blink contentedly.

Obsession can be
known only by those who would
Sell their soul for cheese.

Slink like a shadow
Around war mongering cats,
Bravery be damned.

Flirting with my man,
trying to steal kisses, you
linger at his knee. 

Sunday, 15 May 2011

More Haiku's!

If you hold your breath
I will whisper the secret
curled into your ear. 

I carry my soul
everywhere I go, its kept
in a plastic bag. 

Soft hair peeks above
the cover, betraying your
Anonymity.

Jumped in a puddle
as I laughed at the grownups.
Now my feet are wet. 

Tuesday, 10 May 2011

Haiku's I wrote in Class

Reverberating
Silence echoes between us
Dust motes catch the sun.

We follow that dog
tricked by the triumphant moon
who laughs in death's face.

Repercussions of
Apologizing to You
Paralyze my tongue.

Secrets of knowledge
deeply and heavily line
my grandmother's face.

Standing at my door
baleful eyes and dripping hair
silence holds your tongue.

The Value of a Kindness

I have learned the man's face behind the counter. I see him a few time a week as I smile and push some coins into his hand; I come for the cheap, foamy coffee. Once, I bring my reusable cup and he lets me pay one dollar for a two dollar sized drink.  He does me a kindness worth a a dollar that causes me to pause momentarily.  Today when I hold out my money, he shakes his head no.
"It is okay" he says.
"But I have to pay you" I reply.
He shakes his head again and I thank him. His small kindness again causes me to pause and think momentarily. Why does this act of kindness mean so much to me?
There exists a concept of 'paying it forward'. This means that if you do something kind for someone, that person will do something kind for another person, and one day the universe will reward you for the kindness you originally did. I find this concept to be an affirmation of a Christian idea in Matthews and  Jewish idea stated by Rabbi Akiva, to do unto others what you have them do unto you (Rabbi Akiva said to love ones neighbor as yourself). There also exists the Jewish reciprocal of this which is to not do unto others what you would not have them do unto you (Rabbi Hillel).
A few months ago I found an I-phone in that same coffee shop. I returned it to a girl whose fleeting face I forgot immediately.  I did a kindness which affected a person whom I may unknowingly walk by in the street, a person whose lingering body heat may leave my seat in the library warm. Maybe in some way this kindness which I have done has brought about another kindness and another kindness and another kindness which causes me to pause momentarily one day in a coffee shop.
We do not do for others or refrain from doing unto others because we expect repayment.  We do it to create a positive impact. We do it to improve ourselves. We do it to create relationships of understanding which bind us to the people around us whose names and faces slip beyond our recognition. And every now and then, we get a free coffee which inspires us to do something for a stranger.

Sunday, 8 May 2011

Alpacas galore

As the sun shines brightly and little birds flit in the sky, Garnet makes little noises as she pulls at the bottle's nipple, trying to get more milk. I am straddling a baby alpaca and bottle feeding her.  This orphaned baby follows me around the pasture and lets me hold her and pet her. She is one of the softest things I have ever touched. This is by far the best chore I get to do at Madison's, the R. families bed and breakfast which doubles as an alpaca farm.
After Garnet's breakfast, Eliot and I chase alpacas around pens, waving our arms like lunatics in order to get them to move. I learn how to corner an alpaca and catch it; if you slip an arm under its head you can put it in an effective head lock while firmly gripping its back with your other hand.  I wave my arms, cut toenails, and catch alpacas and hold them while they got shots. Alpacas also spit up regurgitated grass which smells like poop. I learn this after alpaca spit blows in my face, carried by the wind.  Alpacas also kick if they don't want you behind this. I learn this from a glancing blow which manages to hit both of my legs.
After a hard day's work, I kick back and relax while I watch Eliot skin a dead alpaca.  It has been dead for a few days and smells horrible. Its bloated stomach and intestines sit outside of its stomach cavities and its fleece is matted and filthy.  I sit fifteen paces away with my sweatshirt firmly clamped over my nose.  Charlie, the dachshund is not as perturbed as I am by the smell of rotting carcas, she sniffs over to where Eliot is working and licks her chops. Eliot explains the process to me as he is doing it, point out various body parts as he works.  The fleece will be tanned and then sold after Eliot is through with it.
I make my way back to the cabin and the scent of alpaca carcass wafts up my nostrils; Eliot brought the fleece up to the cabin we are staying at for some unknown reason and set it down and the dachshunds have eaten part of it.
I take a long bath because after a day like this it is the most necessary thing in the world.

Sunday, 1 May 2011

Dachshunds are silly looking

So I have come to the conclusion that dachshunds are basically the most ridiculous creatures ever. Their legs are about four inches long. When you tell one to sit, you can't tell if they are sitting already because they are that low to the ground to begin with.
One of the families who I have gone to for Shabbat has two of these funny looking fellows who I have secretly dubbed Princess and Maggie as it is a mother and daughter. Their real names are Hailey (mother) and Charlie (who is the daughter).  Hailey is an ancient 14 and Charlie is a young and nubile 12 year old. They run around the house and bark at people when they want to be fed.
Over Pesach, we were all sitting around in the kitchen before the Seder, just hanging out.  Suddenly someone asked, "what is Hailey doing to Charlie?"
Now there is a special connection between a mother and a daughter, encapsulated brilliantly in this relationship.  These two are the epitome of loving. They sleep in the same basket. Eat all their meals together. Lick each other for no apparent reason.
Hailey had climbed onto her daughter, Charlie, and then for no apparent reason had urinated on her.

A picture of a dachshund is included for your viewing pleasure.

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Thursday, 14 April 2011

Tasmania (sorry this is late...)

I decided to go to Tasmania because I start to feel claustrophobic every now and then, as if I am not taking advantage of all of these beautiful places that are surrounding me.  We are always making decisions about what to prioritize, and for five days I prioritized exploration.

I am snooping around a house that is not mine.  The floors are old pine and I am not privy to the secrets of which spots creak and groan.  There are Buddhist statues in each room, some with incest lying by their folded legs.  The kitchen table is a dark wood and the chairs are intricately carved.  I try to be careful and quiet, I don't want to wake up Yani.  Yani is a nineteen year old Tasmanian girl whose parents moved to Tasmania from Switzerland. I met her on a website that sets up couchsurfers with people who are willing to host them. I am pleasantly surprised that Yani is not insane, but I am still careful to put something in front of the closed door so if someone tries to murder me in the middle of the night, I will be tipped off.
We wake up early and Yani drives us to Mt. Wellington.  The Dolomitic rocks at the top are dramatic looking and beautiful.  We stop by a small waterfall and fill up our waterbottles, getting wet in the process.  As we hike up a beaten and marked path, I try to pant quietly and promise myself to go jogging more often. As we get higher up the mountain, the vegetation changes. The tree types change, and at the top of the mountain there is just brush and stunted trees. As I look out over Hobart and the ocean I am struck by the beauty of the scene (which also reminds me a bit of the Greek Islands, what with towns/cities being built right on the water, it is a very similar look albeit without the white buildings with blue roofs). We brave the bone chilling wind that suddenly threatens us and I snap dozens of pictures of the view. Yani then drops me off at Penina and David's house.
Penina and David are the only religious Jews in Hobart. Penina tells me they are only three shomer shabbat/shomer kashrut families in Tasmania and they are spread out amongst three cities.  The couple must have some relationship to Chabad because there are pictures of them with the Rebbe in the house and signs announcing the impending arrival of Moshiach and our need to be ready.
When I arrive David is sitting on the porch with Moshe, a Jewish doctor from San Fransisco that grew up reform and became orthodox when he came to Hobart. Moshe and David are drinking a Lechaim, as a community member died and they were the ones who did the rites that are supposed to be done with the body.  They sit, sipping vodka and telling stories of the dead man.  Penina, an older religious woman who wears a sheital and/or tichul comes out on the porch and taking David's shot glass, she makes a Le'chaim and then takes a gulp of vodka. My jaw drops a little. These people are like no chabadniks I have ever met.
Shabbat day I walk to the synagogue with Penina and David. The shul is the second oldest in Australia and smells musty, as if the dust of the past two hundred years has slowly settled in the creases and wrinkles of the building. The building is quiet save for the sounds of us davening. Moshe joins us and we are the congregation and the community. Penina sings loudly, she whispers to me "Kol Isha doesn't really count here because it is just my husband and Moshe is a bit deaf". Is it too soon to say this woman is incredible?
After shul I walk through the Salamanca market, an outdoor market that takes place every Saturday in Hobart. I am glad it is Shabbat and I cannot handle money or I would spend lots of money. There are homemade jams, pastries, perfume bottles. There is a leather top hat at a stall that only makes leather hats. I try fudge and chocolate samples and am amazed by a teenager who is playing the guitar and didjereedo at the same time. He is also playing a percussion instrument with his foot. This kid has skill.
Saturday night I went to the Salamanca market again to sample the bars. I play pool and let an Indian man named Rajah (yes, this is the name of the tiger from Aladdin) buy me a drink while I politely listen to him talk about himself. After a half an hour, I excuse myself and head back to Penina and David's.

The silence of a forest is something I wish I could capture and release at will. The huge mossy trees shade the path I am walking on, hiding little animals and mushrooms. I run ahead of the tourist group I have come to Russel Falls with so I can feel alone and suspended in the moment. The trees are truly massive, a felled trees trunk is taller than I am. The waterfall is beautiful and I saw several Paddymelons along the path. Paddymelons look like a mix between mice and kangaroos. They don't look like kangaroos really, but they bounce around like kangaroos. We then head over to an animal conservation and look at Tasmanian devils and other Indigenous critters. Behind the conservation is a river which a wild platypus has declared his territory. We watch him surface and then disappear again as he scrapes food of the  bottom of the river. He rises like a balloon when he needs to  breath.

"We usually don't take less than 3 people on a trip, but we made an exception today" Scott my tour guide tells me on Monday morning. We are waiting in the car for the 2nd member of out trip to meet us. Luckily she stands us up, discouraged by the rainy day.  And so we head to Wineglass Bay, me and my personal tour guide. Scott and I start making conversation and small talk on the two and a half hour drive over to Freycinct national park. Obviously because it is me, we end up talking about religion and G-d and faith. We discuss the purpose of religion, moral fiber, our families, where we have traveled. I have never told so much to a stranger before, but at the same time it feels safe to tell your inner thoughts to a stranger.  I will never see or talk to Scott again.
We arrive at Wineglass Bay which is supposed to be one of the most beautiful places in the world. The fog obscures the bay, and instead of seeing the bay I become a witness to the ability of a lake to disappear. It is still beautiful and I am impressed by the plants and animals we see as we hike down to the deserted beach. I take pictures of the rocks which are red and green and yellow (from the algae??), the water which is so clear, and play with the seaweed which feels like thick plastic. I try to rip the seaweed and can't.  I am freezing cold and thoroughly damp from being drizzled on for hours by the time we hike back to the car. Scott takes me a few more stop offs to see the views. Then we get ice cream at a farm where they make it themselves. When we get back in the car, I am shivering.
I fly back to Sydney the next morning, glad that I went on an adventure by myself and saw the things I saw and met the people I met. I consider the trip a success.















Thursday, 17 March 2011

"Excuse Me"

I love chemistry. I think. I'm actually not sure if I love chemistry but I've told myself I do so that I can treat chemistry with adoration and wistfulness instead of a burning hatred.
I start to remember my complex relationship with chemistry as I hunker over a geochemistry book I am flipping through for one of my classes.
"Excuse me," the student sitting a seat over from me at the library says to me.
Thinking she will ask me to watch her bag while she goes to the bathroom, I turn to her with a look of minimal interest.
She is holding out her hand, offering me a handful of green grapes.
I feel my eyebrows shoot up. "Thank you!" I stutter as I manage to collect most of the grapes from her hand.
I know I am not supposed to accept candy from strangers, but does that policy extend to fresh fruit? Can you drug a grape?
I turn back to my work, befuddled and confused.
You might think that an interaction this weird would lead to a conversation of some sort, but we don't exchange any words for the next hour and a half. I am still confused.

Tuesday, 15 March 2011

Catching a Wave

"There are a lot of bluebottles out today, so surf on the other side of the beach where there are less of them" the man behind the counter tells me immediately after taking my money at the surf shop. 
I'm a bit incredulous that this man waited till after he had my money to alert me of the fact that there has been a friendly invasion of killer jellyfish at Bondi Beach. I know I used a coupon, but this seems like a cruel way to pay me back for being cheap.
Okay, so I am a bit melodramatic, bluebottles in fact are not killer jellyfish. They are blue jellyfish who have tentacles that can reach up to 1 metre (3.26 feet). As I waddle down the beach, dragging an eight and a half foot long surfboard behind me, I try to avoid the bluebottles littering the beach.  Their tentacles, which are the color of techaylit, are supposedly extremely incredibly painful when they make contact with skin because the jellyfish sometimes cling.  I tentatively wade into the water after Flora, my surf buddy, taunts me till I HAVE to prove I am not a chicken. 
Did I mention that the sky is completely leaden, looks extremely unfriendly, and it is drizzling in this scenerio? 
I wade into the water, trying not to get knocked over by the relentless waves which are stirred up by the wind.  Instead of the calm and well spaced waves I experienced yesterday at Bondi beach, the waves seem to be feeding off of each other and coming continuously. To make it better, the wind is driving some waves sideways, so waves are crashing into each other at 45 degree angles. 
I follow Flora into the water and hope I don't die. 
Needless to say, this story does not end tragically.  
I surfed for two hours and even managed to catch a few waves. I have been finding it frustrating that I am not immediately good at it but am trying to be patient. Patience is over rated by the way.  

Tuesday, 8 March 2011

Redfern

Today Valerie and I set our sights on Redfern and ambitiously walked over from Glebe. It took us about an hour to get there and we popped our heads into second hand clothing stores, vegetarian restaurants, and weird 'religious' organizations. At this so called religious institution they had a shop selling jewelery and things like "Dragon Blood" (I'm including pictures).  We went to an Indian vegetarian restaurant where I tried a vegetable Samosa (which was delicious) and different Indian desserts (which I didn't love). We stopped at a second hand store that looked like it was in fact a costume store, and on their sale rack I found a pair of leather pants. As a joke, I tried them on. They fit me like a glove, were 15 dollars, and I just find the idea of wearing leather pants hilarious. So.... I bought them! And... I was introduced to an incredible flower that grows here whose name I can't remember! Pictures included below.
My new leather previously loved pants!

Directions for how to go to the bathroom
Funny grafiti
Wild parakeets
Funny missing finger ad
Why can't I  buy dragon blood powder at shul?
The incredible flowers
Vegetable Samosa and desserts!

Saturday, 5 March 2011

My Interesting Shabbat

This week I called a Chabad rabbi to find out where the closest Chabad rabbi is in relation to where I live. I wanted a free Shabbat meal. He told me he was the closest to Glebe and invited me over. When I talked with his wife, she invited me to sleep over so I wouldn't have to walk back by myself, which I readily agreed to. I arrived at their home a little disheveled as a result of getting lost for a while. It turns out I am very bad at following directions because I only really pick up bits of directions given, and inevitably they are the parts that start "Don't do this..." and then I do that thing.
Anyway, I arrived at the Rabbi's house right before Shabbat started. I was greeted by three adorable children, Menachem who is 7, Libby who is 5, and Moshe who is 3.
Libby was wearing a special pink Shabbas robe with matching pants underneath.
"Do I look like a boy?" she asked me. I stared at her, trying to understand why anyone would think she looks like a boy. She was literally wearing a pink robe and her long hair was in pig tails.
"Why would anybody think you look like a boy?" I asked her, honestly puzzled.
"Because I am wearing pants" she responds, pointing to her ankles.
I lit candles and then started playing with the children, Menachem and Libby (aged 7 and 5 respectively). I agreed to play a board game and the next thing I know, we are playing chess. First I played versus the two of them playing on a team, however Libby wasn't good at teamwork, she always wanted to move the pieces although it was clear Menachem was the better player. Libby kept getting upset and was slowly turning petulant. Every time she lost a piece, her brow became little more furrowed and her bottom lip started sticking out farther and farther. Grandiosely I offered to let Menachem  play on my team, but when we started winning Libby quickly charged us with the heinous crime of cheating!
"Menachem is cheating!" she wailed.
"I'm not cheating," Menachem countered.
"I know you are not cheating," Libby responded, instantly changing her story in the face of opposition "I meant she is cheating" she said, standing in the doorway pointing her finger at me.
Lesson number one I learned from this weekend: when you are beating a 5 year old girl at chess, she will accuse you of cheating and honestly believe that the only reason she is losing is because everyone is trying to trick her.
Later as we sat down for dinner, Libby turned to me and asked "Why isn't your shirt covering your elbows?" I was not quite sure how to respond to her, so I dug my elbows into my sides and tried to distract her with another children's book about Judaism.
Lesson number two I learned this weekend: children ask extremely awkward questions and will call you out for not living up to their standards
All these experiences amounted to a very interesting Friday night. I actually really enjoyed myself, and it left me with a very good feeling about Judaism. And then I came back to Glebe on Saturday after going to the Great Synagogue for shul, and went to a gay parade with my roommates.
All in all, an extremely interesting experience.

Saturday, 26 February 2011

Meet the New Barbie and Ken of Bondi Beach!

Sydney has some of the nicest beaches I have ever seen. The sand is soft, the water is beautiful, and sometimes there are topless women! On the bus to Bondi beach I was people watching and found some interesting people. There was Barbie, who had bleached blonde hair and a hot pink bikini. Her eyelashes were on steroids and were about 6 inches long.  She looked dainty and rich. And yet next to her sat a man who looked homeless. I thought the contrast was pretty remarkable.  I'm posting a picture.

Today I found my way to Paddy's Market with Valerie. We stumbled around stalls selling touristy crap to find the precious gems in the rough. There were wigs, phone covers, t-shirts, and kangaroo pelts! It was extra money if you wanted the tail still attached to the pelt. Deliciously gruesome and soft at the same time! At the back of the market was a fruit and vegetable section where we recognized some of our favorites from home and were greeted by some new though friendly looking fruits.  These varieties, such as Dragon Fruit and Extremely Large Sweet Potatoes were just yet another reminder that though the people around us are speaking English, we are no longer in Kansas, nor have we ever been for that matter. Actually most of the people around us at Paddy's market were in fact not speaking English. When I bought fresh basil, the woman I bought it from gave me some fresh marjoram as well. The fresh basil smelled so good I wanted to pull a Winnie and just roll around in it. 


Kangaroo with some Uggs in the background, what could be more Australian?

Dragon Fruit

Thursday, 24 February 2011

Making friends

"What is the origin of your name" Valerie, a tall blonde haired girl asks me as we walk around Glebe, hunting for a bar where we can get a beer.
"Hebrew" I respond without hesitation.
 "Oh I should have guessed, what with the hair and the nose" she causally replies. Like a boxer punched the stomach, I feel a whoosh of noise leave my mouth that sounds vaguely like "what!"
Valerie is not trying to hurt my feelings or make racial slurs. In fact she has many Jewish friends, has eaten Matzah, and attended  a Jewish funeral (which she swiftly endorses and tells me she wants one). Quite honestly, Valerie is just the most honest person I have ever met in my life.
We find a karaoke bar and it turns out Valerie not only has a penchant for the truth but is also a very good singer. As we sit around the bar, we (Valerie, Jill, Kaila, and myself) all belt out the lyrics to popular songs from the 90's while Kaila deflects the advances of a 30 something man. However, before we can get up in front of the crowd to sing and make fools of ourselves, karaoke night is over.

Tuesday, 22 February 2011

New Apartment!!

Today I moved into my new brand spanking new apartment in Glebe! Glebe is a south western area of Sydney, its about 3 km away from the main city (1.8 miles). It is supposedly popular with the young hipsters, there are a bunch of 'ethnic' restaurants and a lot of cafes. Glebe has a large outdoor market on the weekends as well which I'm looking forward to going to. It's called Glebe because it used to be a glebe, an area of land given to a priest so the priest can use the land to support himself either by renting it out or farming etc (Wikipedia).
My apartment opens up into a hallway with a small bathroom to the left. To the right is a stairways leading upstairs to the 2 bedrooms and the full size bathroom which has a bath and a shower. Walking a few feet forward from the entrance brings you to the kitchen and the dining room/sitting room. There are 2 bedrooms in my new apartment, I ended up in the big one that has a balcony. We did a lottery where we all wrote our names on slips of paper and then drew from a bowl. My new roommates seem nice.  They are named Mariya ( who is actually in my room), Lindsay, and Lyndsay. Mariya studies animal science and goes to Cornell. She likes to party. A lot.
Other than that I have just been unpacking and buying groceries.  It is really nice to just have a place to relax and that I can call mine.
Double Decker Metro!
My living room, there is a big tv facing the sofa that can't be seen in this picture

My bedroom! To the right is the balcony -->


The view out of the balcony off of my bedroom

My kitchen

Saturday, 19 February 2011

St. Kilda's

This morning I went to the Camberwell market, which seems to be a giant outdoor flea market where I bought some previously loved clothing (second hand).  I had to try on a pair of shorts over my pants since there was no where to change which was pretty ridiculous.  Also if I had to personify the weather in Melbourne (obviously I do), I would describe it as bi-polar, fluctuating between sunny and hot one moment and overcast and drizzling the next. It makes for a terrible hair week.
This afternoon I visited  St. Kilda's, which is an oh so trendy neighborhood of Melbourne. Basically there seems to be a plethora of overpriced clothing and a few funny stores.  One of my finds in the neighborhood was off of the main street and was an arboretum  and garden. I roamed around and picked Kumquats, rosemary, and lavendar (although I am not a co-op member so I might have stolen by accident). Then I walked around the gardens, being as touristy as possible and walking on paths literally off the beaten path which incidentally led me to dirt paths around trees and such. Upon emerging back onto the main path of the garden I managed to frighten a dog without even trying.






Taking the tram

I wiped the sweat from my forehead and tried to concentrate on not peeing my pants as I rode the 67 tram from downtown Melbourne to the suburb I was staying in.  I had been riding the 67 tram for over an hour, albeit at one point I had taken it in the wrong direction and this had set me back quite a bit.  My day had had a clear goal: find second hand stores and then find the treasures within.  I had successfully found a vest and in the process had  ridden the tram around in circles. Finally, I was restored to the correct tram in the correct direction.  At one stop along the way, an older man boarded the tram.  He was wearing khaki shorts with worn dress shoes and high black socks.  As if this wasn't odd enough he was also lugging about a guitar in a camouflage guitar case. I have no idea why a guitar would have a need to camouflage (the city is a dangerous place for stringed instruments).  He wore glasses and his face was scruffy. At different stops, he would get up and move around the tram until he finally perched on the bench next to me. I realized my newfound travel companion was talking to himself, muttering out of the side of his mouth, narrating what was occurring around him. Although his volume was consistently low, at some occasions words would burst out of his mouth with such force as to take the rest of us by surprise.  As a girl quietly ate her apple behind us, he abruptly turned to her and helpfully bellowed "MMM, NIBBLE NIBBLE!" (this should be read out loud at the appropriate noise level for full appreciation). A few minutes later, as someone took a swig of water from a water bottle, he turned to them and brayed "MMM GLUB GLUB". Needless to say, this gypsy of sorts made an everyday occurrence anything other than mediocre.