Dachshunds are silly looking

So I have come to the conclusion that dachshunds are basically the most ridiculous creatures ever. Their legs are about four inches long. When you tell one to sit, you can't tell if they are sitting already because they are that low to the ground to begin with.
One of the families who I have gone to for Shabbat has two of these funny looking fellows who I have secretly dubbed Princess and Maggie as it is a mother and daughter. Their real names are Hailey (mother) and Charlie (who is the daughter).  Hailey is an ancient 14 and Charlie is a young and nubile 12 year old. They run around the house and bark at people when they want to be fed.
Over Pesach, we were all sitting around in the kitchen before the Seder, just hanging out.  Suddenly someone asked, "what is Hailey doing to Charlie?"
Now there is a special connection between a mother and a daughter, encapsulated brilliantly in this relationship.  These two are the epitome of loving. They sleep in the same basket. Eat all their meals together. Lick each other for no apparent reason.
Hailey had climbed onto her daughter, Charlie, and then for no apparent reason had urinated on her.

A picture of a dachshund is included for your viewing pleasure.

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